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Eat My Barracuda
Eat My Barracuda
Jul 26, 2007
Come Eat my Big Barracuda!
Be King of The Sea for a Night!
Come and try arguably the MOST flavorful fish in the ocean!
We just got a special delivery from the warm Caribbean
waters, and we are featuring our infamous, customer
favorite, kitchen favorite, chef favorite, Curried
Barracuda is yet another Caribbean fish that just doesn’t
get its place on the tasty fish list, probably because it’s
just not very easy to get a hold of in the United States,
or even the Caribbean for that matter. Whoever gets a hold
of one, usually keep it for themselves!
BUT WE’VE GOT IT!
Barracuda boasts a firm white flesh that possesses a depth
of flavor unmatched by any other warm water fish. It is
also “WILD” caught, so all that incubator bred bullsiht
being sold at your local supermarkets cannot even come
close in flavor!
At Ripe, we cut them in steaks, then they’re steeped
gently in a spicy curry, and served over steaming rice with
Don’t ask for the head, (the absolute most delicious cut),
as one of our regulars (Tony T) already pre-ordered that
monster for his dinner tonight, and won’t part with it at
IT’S A LESSON IN DELICIOUSNESS!
I DARE YOU to name even ONE other place in Manhattan Bronx,
Brooklyn Westchester, Hell, the ENTIRE frigging Tri-State
Area where you can get a hold of this Muscular, Bad Bwoy,
Bully of the Caribbean Sea.
This is a Ripe Exclusive, THEY WON’T LAST! Come early,
first come, first serve, no pre-ordering!
Get here, and you’ll GET YOURS!
Give yourself a treat, eat a REAL fish!
YET ANOTHER REASON TO COME EARLY TONIGHT!
We will be serving up Super Delicious Maine Lobster tonight
at unheard of prices!
Bolt through our doors between 4pm and 5:30pm SHARP, and
you can score 2 whole 1 ¼ Pound steamed lobsters for the
ridiculous price of $19.99, with the purchase of any
This is an Email EXCLUSIVE VIP OFFER ONLY!
You MUST mention this email offer to get the special price!
You must be in the door by 5:30pm, and DINING IN ONLY
Our prices are still nuts after that—you still get 2 ½
pounds of unadulterated whole lobster for only $29.99 all
Treat yourself and your date to something EXTRA special for
the last weekend of July—the summer is SOON TO BE GONE---
BTW…..The Backyard Reggae Bar is in full swing tonight —
Tenny the Friday Night Imbibing Instructor
is holding his class from 5pm till 1:30 am outside under
the reggae tent!
He will be available to lend an ear if you need to download
about your assshole boss, your no good spouse, tell your
fortune, girlwatching, trash talk, or simply to help you
along with your Weekend vibe, by pouring you some hardcore
cocktails and spinning your favorite tracks on his Magic
Computer with the playlist from Mars.
If we’re lucky, we might get Leon to crack a few tracks if
he’s in the mood to ‘Bill up di Vibes!
Come on down to Ripe tonight, and make your week-end
Nuff vibes de bout!