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Celebrity Chef gets Beaten in Backyard by Jamaican
August 18, 2007
Celebrity Chef Gets Beaten in Backyard by Jamaican
Ok, so you know we kicked asss on the Food Network--if you
don’t know, you better “assks somebody”, or just tune in to
the Food Network on August 23 at 8:30 PM, August 24th at
3:30AM and August 26 at 4PM and you will see that we won
by knock-out using the “Chef Upper Cut”.
So now we reign supreme and it has officially been etched
into the plates that we absolutely, undoubtedly serve:
the biggest, baddest, kick butt Rib-Eye in town!
By the way, the rest of the menu kicks mucho asss too!
Where else around town can you go and find fish that just
arrived from Brazil: Yellowtail Snapper, Red Snapper, fresh
Barramundi, Fresh Barracuda, to name a few that we rotate
on our menu as they become available- all handpicked from
the biggest seafood center on the map-the Fulton Fish
Market!
Our menu list is short, but packed with flavor, ‘cause
we use one “magic” ingredient that is so rare to find these
days----LOVE, baby!
That’s right, its all about taking the time to care about
what goes on the plate, from shopping it to serving it! It
is the unwavering goal of our kitchen.
Shiiit, it’s a cult, dammit!
As a matter of fact, most restaurants we know, usually have
this hidden promotion that you only hear about when
something goes wrong--its called the-“if you don’t like the
food, don’t come back”
Policy! I experience it all the time!
Well here at Ripe, we are so confident you will enjoy our
love for good food, that we adjusted that old restaurant
policy just a bit…
IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE FOOD, THEN IT’S FREE!
Yes that’s right, we do not want you to EVER leave with a
“bad taste in your mouth”, so just tell us what we can do
better, and we will take it from there!
If the food don’t get you, the vibes will, especially if
the weather is good and you get “RedUp” under the Reggae
Tent! Some dub kickin off, the soft candlelight to help
you along if the makeup wasn’t cutting it, the bamboo
trees blurring the realities of where you really
are….(sorry, only cigarettes allowed in our backyard ?)
…anyways, you get th picture..so get your Big Steak Eating
Asss down to Ripe EARLY today…TRUSS MI..Di Rib Eye Dem A
MOVE PON RAPID!
Get here early..no guarantees from the kitchen..no matter
how much we prepare, they are done b4 night come!
So come on down and get your JERK on, with the
“King Of Jerk!
We are only 3 hours and 12 minutes away…from Montego Bay!
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