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Donna's Making it Slippery at the Bar Tonite!
October 10, 2008
The weeks done folks, lets call it a wrap with the work
thing.
Your boss probably ain’t gonna have a job next week
anyways,
so don’t be shy about pissing him off and leaving early to
get your Ripe on!
The stock market is down, everybody looks pissed off, the
Dow’s up, the Dow’s down, what the ef is the Dow anyways?
I’ll help you get over it all, ‘cause I got my S & P 500
revved up and ready to meet some lady with low standards
tonite!
And if that don’t work out, Donna’s making it slippery at
the bar tonite to ease the pain!
Am I a screw-up if I believe that 4 rum punches will
satisfy my recommended daily allowance of fruit juice?
Anyhoose, we all know the sky is falling, so to ease the
blow, why not mosey on over to your favorite neighborhood
hangout tonight for
some nifty drinks and inventive food. We have been busy in
the kitchen all day concocting some wild specials for the
evening.
How about sampling our Ackee & Crabmeat Clafouti ? This is
like a crustless quiche, filled with ackee, Spinach,
Crabmeat, Red Peppers, Onions, Parmesan, Cheddar and Jack
cheese, and is back on the menu by special request and is
available this evening only!
Same goes for the succulent Braised Short Ribs of Beef in a
Red Wine Brown Sauce. If those don’t get you, why not
blast off
with the LAST of the season Roasted Blue Fish Fillet served
with a callaloo,okra, and codfish pepperpot. Be sure to
wear your helmet for that one!
Donna our imbibing instructor for the evening has asked me
to mention that if you sit at the bar between 5pm and
7:30pm, you can get a free “Red Stripe Beer Steamed
Mussels” order with your entrée and drink concotion. Apart
from her Slippery Nipple, she also wants you to know that
she is offering a Lychee Martini as the other drink special
tonight!
So there you have it folks, get your priorities straight,
and get over to Ripe early. We are partying HARD tonight.
This weather ain’t gonna last for much longer!
We dare you to stay home tonight!
Move it!
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