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Winter Cancelled at Ripe 1/2 Price Drinks Tonight
January 16, 2009
Direct From the Desk (Bar) Of Ripe Central:
Wanna be like this guy tonight???
After some very tough negotiations, calculations, and “Rum Talk” on behalf of our loyal patrons, Ripe has combined their efforts and expertise with the local meteorological authorities, and have come up with a solution that should suit all for this week-end.
We have officially “cancelled” winter for the week-end, beginning today, Friday January 16, 2009 at 6pm, and continuing all through next week until the “raw, uncensored, no holes barred, speak your piece without retaliation, official Inarguation party” on Tuesday at Ripe.
This ensures bright sunshine and a Sunny and Balmy 96 degrees at Ripe Kitchen & Bar for the next 5 days. GUARANTEED!!!
So wear your shorts and “Wife Beaters” tonight and all week-end long, cause its gonna be a Tropical Paradise tonight at the bar with Mai Tai’s, Rum Punches and Mojito’s, running neck and neck with the Beachside Style Fried Fish. You will even get the little sugarcane stick with your Mojito to cool down all that sweat running down your cheeks!
Who else has the balls to run a Happy Hour at 11pm—Tonight—EVERY drink in the house will be HALF PRICE till Midnight Tonight.
Other Specials this week-end include Roasted Lamb Shanks with Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Linstead Beef Soup, and our now almost infamous Viagra Roast Fish with Chinese Bok Choy, Spinach, and mixed vegetables steeped in a tasty fish broth. We also have some super duper red snappers done in our Spicy Red Wine Brown Sauce. Exclusively for our VIP members, a limited supply of SUPER FRESH Chilean Sea Bass being served as long as they last. If you have never tried this amazing fish, Tonight is your chance, as it is being sold at an unheard of price. This fish is sold at PREMIUM prices in most restaurants that even dare to put it on the menu. Come early, dem a go finish quick!!!
So get on the Tropical Paradise Tour tonight and all week-end at Ripe, where winter has been officially cancelled, and its now 96 Degrees in the shade!!!!
I dare you to get loaded before me!!!
www.riperestaurant.com
914-665-7689
151 Sandford Boulevard West
Mount Venon, NY 10550
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