You probably have plans to stay in tonight because of the weather.
You probably want to cancel those plans.
Or at least stop by Ripe BEFORE you go about making that call. You know the call that rhymes with duty.
Because in tribute to the most common practice of finding that special someone to stay in with on this stormy night, the restaurant is, for one night only, outdoing itself with an” all-inclusive” Snuggles Package for Take-out Only.
You can call in and order ahead for pickup of a special parcel for you and your “snookums” to take back to the pad tonight.
It contains all you need for a night of indulgence, romance, and satiety.
Consider it Ripe’s “Stimulus Package” for the randy seeker in you!!!
Snuggles Package # 1 $23.00
Ripe’s Big-Ass Rib-Eye Steak Rice & Peas Unopened Beer of your choice Mango Mousse Dessert
Snuggles Package # 2 $21.00
Braised Beef Short Ribs Codfish Mashed Potatoes Unopened beer of your choice Mango Mousse Dessert
Snuggles Package # 3 $24.00
Rasta Pasta (shrimp or chicken) Peppered Shrimp Unopened Beer of your choice Mango Mousse Dessert
If your call ended up in a roadblock, and your Blackberry list of possibilities have been exhausted, then hang around with the other Randy folk, and get yourself a tall one from the bar, and get pumping with the reggae beats kicking from the I-chunes magical music machine.
You may just find that the special someone you were looking for was right under your nose all the time!!!
Suddenly that chilly rain feels like a cool Atlantic spray…