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Backyard Vibes Tonight!!!
June 19, 2009
Ok, wait, did it actually stop raining for a quick second???
Can I actually get some fresh air while driving in my totally broken air conditioned car?,
Oh, but wait, it’s been cold as asss anyway, so no AC required.
What the hell is going on out there?
Did they cancel summer and I missed the memo?
Whoever is doing the Rain Dance or Water Skank or Gully Creeper needs to stop RIGHT NOW!!!
The Bamboo trees in the backyard are fully watered, tall & strong and in need of sunshine and vibes.
The Scotch Bonnet Pepper trees that I painstakingly had someone bend over for 90 minutes putting seeds in planter boxes are now waterlogged.
The ever elusive water leak from the roof has all but tried the last nerve of the “patient” person who is trying to put a cap on it. I think at this point he is going to “POP A CAP IN IT”.
WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE
One Sunny Friday
Or cloudy Friday with no rain
Or just gimme a real Friday, dammit!
Ok, tonight, tonight, although the backyard is full of leaky roof wreckage, that aint gonna stop us from kicking up the beats outside tonight.
We aint getting no rain, so grab a drink at the bar, and head outside, cause we are celebrating no rain tonight!!!
Step over the debris, hold a’ corner, and skank to the dry weather beats under the bamboo trees.
It’s Fathers Day weekend and we have a special menu kicking it off tonight.
Serious drinking and serious eating rarely come together in perfect harmony
Some things need no justification. Breathing, for instance. Leaving the office at 5pm sharp. And, our favorite: drinking in Ripe’s Backyard.
Click on "Fathers Day Menu" tab for this weekend's specials.
C U outside in The Garden Tonite!!!
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